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| PatchyLover | Date: Monday, 2014-12-08, 8:59 AM | Message # 16 |
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| Q. Why do cowboys ride horses?
A. Because they are too heavy to carry! 
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| lilred | Date: Monday, 2014-12-08, 11:01 AM | Message # 17 |
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| Q. When do vampires like horse racing?
A. When it's neck and neck.
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| TwoScoopsOfCrazy | Date: Monday, 2014-12-08, 12:39 PM | Message # 18 |
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| Q: What's a horse's favourite TV show?
A: Neigh-bours!
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Good luck !!
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| StandardRacers | Date: Monday, 2014-12-08, 7:00 PM | Message # 19 |
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| Q.) Why is horse racing so romantic?
A.) Because the horse hugs the rails, the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!
But here's another I thought was cute 
Q.) Where did the newlywed horses stay?
A.)In the bridle suite!
"If life's a bowl of cherries, then why do I always get the pits?"
"To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world."
"I miss you even more than I could have believed; and I was prepared to miss you a good deal." Vita Sackville-West
Message edited by StandardRacers - Monday, 2014-12-08, 7:03 PM |
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| subtle14love | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 7:34 AM | Message # 20 |
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| Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!
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| Esroh | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 11:12 AM | Message # 21 |
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| A: Unicorns are real! I saw one!
B: Where, show me!
A: Look there's one! Well it's fat but still..
B: Oh.. A rhino.
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| Zia | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 11:18 AM | Message # 22 |
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| This is tragic but still funny
Q.Why did the hedgehog cross the road
A. To see his flatmate. :D
Sorry but I laughed at this xD
Zia
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| Silver5382 | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-09, 9:19 PM | Message # 23 |
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| Q: What type of a computer does a horse like to eat?
A: A Macintosh
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| Okarnill | Date: Wednesday, 2014-12-10, 12:33 PM | Message # 24 |
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| Q How do you hire a horse?
A Put four bricks under it.
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Okarnill
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| CountryBlues | Date: Wednesday, 2014-12-10, 5:21 PM | Message # 25 |
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| What kind of story do you tell a runaway horse?
A tell of WHOA! 
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| ThoroughbredDash | Date: Thursday, 2014-12-11, 0:38 AM | Message # 26 |
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| Q. Fruit comes from a fruit tree, but what kind of tree does chicken come from?
A. Poul-Tree!
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Username: DashingArabian
For everything, there is a season. Horse Isle season just happens to be all year.
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| MidnightFoal | Date: Thursday, 2014-12-11, 8:22 AM | Message # 27 |
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| Q: What breeds of horses can jump higher than a house?
A: All breeds. Houses don't jump
Haha! xD
MidnightFoal
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| Tommo | Date: Thursday, 2014-12-11, 4:18 PM | Message # 28 |
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| Q: What kind of bread does a horse eat?
A: Thoroughbred
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| Fleur | Date: Friday, 2014-12-12, 3:24 PM | Message # 29 |
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| Q: When do vampires like horse racing?
A: When it's neck and neck
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Have a good Christmas!
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| Dakota | Date: Friday, 2014-12-12, 7:21 PM | Message # 30 |
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| Q: What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
A: It gets toad away.
Thanks for the opportunity!
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