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| FairChild | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 1:04 PM | Message # 31 |
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| Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: A nightmare!
Username: Fairchild
Server: Eternal
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| ToxicLlama | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:12 PM | Message # 32 |
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| Q: Where do horses shop?
A: Old Neigh-vy
Username: ToxicLlama
Server: Eternal
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| Amarok | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:13 PM | Message # 33 |
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| Q: What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants?
A: One's a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
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| WingedGift | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:20 PM | Message # 34 |
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| A Spanish-speaking magician once told his audience that he would disappear on the count of three. He then began to count, "Uno.. Dos.." *Poof*
He disappeared without a tres.
Username: Liver
Server: Eternal
Message edited by WingedGift - Sunday, 2014-12-14, 7:21 PM |
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| Hakwee | Date: Monday, 2014-12-15, 8:44 AM | Message # 35 |
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| Q. What did the horse say when it fell?
A. "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Username: BlueRain
Sever: Life Cycle
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| ThornyRose | Date: Monday, 2014-12-15, 4:29 PM | Message # 36 |
Main Server: Eternal
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 Stall Mucker
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| What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk.
ThornyRose, Eternal
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| DalekOswin | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-16, 6:03 PM | Message # 37 |
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| Why is Peter Pan always flying?
Because he lives in Never Never Land!
;D
DalekOswin, Life Cycle
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| Guise | Date: Thursday, 2014-12-18, 6:02 AM | Message # 38 |
Main Server: Eternal
Eternal Username: Guise
LifeCycle Username: Diabolical
 Stall Mucker
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| Q: How did the cowboy ride into town on Friday, stay for three days, and ride out on Friday?
A: His horse's name was Friday!
Username: Guise
Server: Eternal
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| cheeto | Date: Friday, 2014-12-19, 1:07 PM | Message # 39 |
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| Q: Why did the horse cross the road?
A: Because somebody shouted hay!
Q. What is the difference between a horse and a duck?
A.One goes quick and the other goes quack!
LifeCycle user:BorderCollie
Message edited by cheeto - Friday, 2014-12-19, 1:09 PM |
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| OpalPegasus | Date: Friday, 2014-12-19, 5:31 PM | Message # 40 |
Main Server: Eternal
Eternal Username: MoonlitWanderer
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Stall Mucker
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| A few Christmas jokes, Happy Holidays!!
What happens to naughty elves at school?
They get the candy cane?
What do you call an elf who sings?
A wrapper!
What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can't hear you..
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Claustrophobic!
What is a popular Christmas carol in the Desert?
Camel Ye Faithful
Username - Aurora
Server - Eternal
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| Outlawrox | Date: Saturday, 2014-12-20, 6:32 PM | Message # 41 |
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| Why can horses jump so high?
Their hooves have frogs.
Username: Outlawrox
Server: Life cycle.
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| MiniMiniMoo | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-21, 1:49 PM | Message # 42 |
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Stall Mucker
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| Q: What did the horse say when it fell?
A: "I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Username: MiniMiniMoo
Server: Life Cycle
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| SwampKelpie | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-21, 7:18 PM | Message # 43 |
Main Server: Eternal
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 Stall Mucker
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| Q: Why did the horse eat with its mouth open?
A: Because it had bad stable manners!
Username: SwampKelpie
Server: Eternal
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| diqiu | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-21, 10:14 PM | Message # 44 |
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| So I have 2. One that isn't a question, and one that is:
1. (not a question) Sending your horse to a trainer without their own fly spray and mask is like sending your kid to camp without any underwear! 
(Sorry, not sure if this is too inappropriate.) :l
2. Q: Why are most horses in shape?
A: Because they are on a stable diet.
Username: DolphinPearl
Server: Eternal
and Happy December to you all!
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| WarmbloodHeart | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-23, 9:32 AM | Message # 45 |
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| Q: Why can't horses dance?
A: Because they have two left feet!
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User: WarmbloodHeart
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