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| San5409 | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-23, 4:10 PM | Message # 46 |
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| With all the horsey jokes around I might do one that's not so horsey:
Q: Where did Mary go when the bomb exploded?
A: Everywhere
Oh, poor Mary
Username: Sanguine
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| BellaTwilight | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-23, 8:03 PM | Message # 47 |
Main Server: LifeCycle
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| What type of computer does a horse like to eat?
A Macintosh 
Username: Naruto
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| NymphadoraTonks | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-23, 9:00 PM | Message # 48 |
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| Ok, I have a long one that I thought was funny, so bear with me. 
A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and the horse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot seem to get a firm grip. She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, she leaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety. Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup, she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves as her head is struck against the ground over and over. As her head is battered against the ground, she is mere moments away from unconsciousness when to her great fortune... the Walmart manager sees her and shuts the horse off.
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Username: NymphadoraTonks
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| DarkestWerewolf | Date: Wednesday, 2014-12-24, 0:19 AM | Message # 49 |
Main Server: Eternal
Eternal Username: DarkestWerewolf
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| Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor Who?
…;)
Server: Eternal
User: DarkestWerewolf
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| Pahoehoe | Date: Wednesday, 2014-12-24, 7:27 PM | Message # 50 |
Main Server: Eternal
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LifeCycle Username: Tierce
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| Q:What do a bike and a duck have in common?
A:They both have handlebars except for the duck
Gotta love anti-jokes
Username: Pahoehoe
Server: Eternal
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| CelestialWarrior | Date: Friday, 2014-12-26, 12:59 PM | Message # 51 |
Main Server: Eternal
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LifeCycle Username: FellBeast
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| A man and his pet horse walk into a bar. It's about 5pm, but they're ready for a good night of drinking. They start off slowly, watching TV, drinking beer, eating peanuts. As the night goes on they move to mixed drinks, and then shooters, one after the other. Finally, the bartender says: "Last call." So, the man says, "One more for me... and one more for my horse." The bartender sets them up and they shoot them back. Suddenly, the horse falls over dead. The man throws some money on the bar, puts on his coat and starts to leave. The bartender, yells: "Hey buddy, you can't just leave that lyin' there." To which the man replies: "That's not a lion, that's a horse."
Rumpelstiltskin
Eternal
Message edited by CelestialWarrior - Friday, 2014-12-26, 1:00 PM |
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| Abbi | Date: Saturday, 2014-12-27, 1:36 PM | Message # 52 |
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| What phobia does Santa have?
Claustrophobia!
Username: OneWithTheWind
Server: Life Cycle
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| MoonRidge | Date: Saturday, 2014-12-27, 4:32 PM | Message # 53 |
Main Server: LifeCycle
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| I was minding my own business, when a Shetland Pony trotted up to me.
"Excuse me, but could I bother you for a glass of water?" he said.
"I'm a little horse."
Eternal: MoonRidge
LifeCycle: MoonRidge
~MoonRidge
Message edited by MoonRidge - Saturday, 2014-12-27, 4:33 PM |
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| Overo | Date: Saturday, 2014-12-27, 8:26 PM | Message # 54 |
Main Server: Life Cycle
Eternal Username: Overo
LifeCycle Username: Miniature
 Saddle Shiner
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| Who is the least known reindeer?
"All-of", the other reindeer. Get it? The reindeer's name is Allof?
What does a horse say when it wants some hay?
Hay, barntender! (Instead of hey, bartender!)
Miniature Life Cycle.
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| Owsla | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-28, 5:36 AM | Message # 55 |
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| Q: What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A: Do-you-think-he-saur-us.
Username: Owsla
Server: LifeCycle
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| Essence | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-28, 11:37 AM | Message # 56 |
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| Q: What do unicorns call their fathers?
A: Pop corn ...
Username: Essence
Server: Life Cycle
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| AlaDIngo | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-28, 4:37 PM | Message # 57 |
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Stall Mucker
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| Q. What did the fish say when it hit the cement wall?
A. Oh dam
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username: AlaDingo
Message edited by AlaDIngo - Sunday, 2014-12-28, 4:38 PM |
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| EquineDonkey | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-28, 7:35 PM | Message # 58 |
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| ~~Not Mine, taken off the interwebs :P~~
A horse walks into a bar......
Bartender asks 'Hey, why the long face?'
How to become a millionaire while riding horses?
Start as a billionaire !
Username: EquineDonkey
Server: Eternal
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| Storm | Date: Monday, 2014-12-29, 10:46 PM | Message # 59 |
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| Q: What do you call a scary female horse?
A: a nightmare!
Server: Life Cycle
User: BlueyMousse
~blue
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| Collide | Date: Tuesday, 2014-12-30, 8:18 AM | Message # 60 |
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| Q: What do you call a horse that can't lose a race?
A: Sherbet
Username: Collide
Server: HI2 LifeCycle
- I don't own this.
Message edited by Collide - Tuesday, 2014-12-30, 8:21 AM |
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