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Month Sub Winter Giveaway!
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| Vallina | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 11:29 AM | Message # 1 |
Main Server: Eternal
Eternal Username: Vallina
LifeCycle Username: Vallina
 Sheep Lover
Group: Administrators
Messages: 337
Status: Offline
| Month Sub Winter Giveaway!
This contest is super easy to enter. All you need to do is post a funny joke and you'll be entered to win a month sub token! There will be a total of 3 random winners. Be sure to include in your post your server and username.
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| FleetFoxes | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 12:34 PM | Message # 2 |
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Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 1
Status: Offline
| Which side of a horse has more hair?
The outside :P
Fleetfoxes, HI2 Eternal, Player ID:29688
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| Kim | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 1:25 PM | Message # 3 |
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Group: Removed
| Q. What does it mean if you find a horseshoe?
A. Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.
Server: Eternal
Username: TableDog
Thanks!
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| LuvShoes | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 2:38 PM | Message # 4 |
Main Server:
Eternal Username:
LifeCycle Username: LuvShoes
 Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 1
Status: Offline
| Q: What's the quickest way to mail a little horse?
A: Use the Pony Express
Server: Eternal
Username: LuvShoes
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| TwinkieStacheMan | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:30 PM | Message # 5 |
Main Server:
Eternal Username:
LifeCycle Username:
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 4
Status: Offline
| Q: Why can't horses dance?
A: Because they have 2 left feet.
Username: QuaintRock
Server: LC
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| sheezamystery | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:33 PM | Message # 6 |
Main Server: Life Cycle
Eternal Username: PurpleMagic
LifeCycle Username: PurpleMagic
 Hoof Picker
Group: Users
Messages: 17
Status: Offline
| I don't own this:
Q: How do you put a pony in the refrigerator?
A: Open the door, put the pony in, and close the door
Q: How do you put a horse in the refrigerator?
A: Open the door, take the pony out, put the horse in, and close the door
The Horse and Pony were supposed to race, who do you think won?
A: The Pony, the horse was still in the refrigerator!! LOL 
Server: LC
User: PurpleMagic
PM me! I am PurpleMagic on LC and ET! :D
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| Masha | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:46 PM | Message # 7 |
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Eternal Username: Mishka
LifeCycle Username: LunaTala
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 1
Status: Offline
| Q: What did the teacher say when the horse walked into her class?
A: "Why the long face?"
How punny...
Username: Mishka
Server: Eternal
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| VetRider | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 3:58 PM | Message # 8 |
Main Server:
Eternal Username: VetRider
LifeCycle Username: Vet
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 2
Status: Offline
| You know you're a horse lover when you tell your friend to hurry up, and then you cluck! :p
Why did the horse cross the road?
Because someone shouted "Hay!"
What is a horse's favorite company?
Apple!
Server: Eternal
Username: VetRider
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| Marziale | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 4:08 PM | Message # 9 |
Main Server: Life Cycle
Eternal Username:
LifeCycle Username: Marziale
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 1
Status: Offline
| What did the horse say when it fell?
"I've fallen and I can't giddyup!"
Username: Marziale
Server: Life Cycle
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| SpanishMustang | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 6:07 PM | Message # 10 |
Main Server: LifeCycle
Eternal Username:
LifeCycle Username:
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 5
Status: Offline
| Q: What do you call a baby donkey?
A: A burrito!
Username: SpanishMustang
Server: LC
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| LuckyStar | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 7:29 PM | Message # 11 |
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Eternal Username:
LifeCycle Username:
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 1
Status: Offline
| Why couldn't the pony sing? A: Because his voice was a little hoarse
User: LovelyLuckyStar
Sever: Eternal
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| Bonanza | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 8:39 PM | Message # 12 |
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Hoof Picker
Group: Users
Messages: 13
Status: Offline
| Q: Why did the horse take a slice of hay to bed?
A: To feed his nightmares :p
Username: Bonanza
Server: Eternal
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| AvocadoGoldfish | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 9:50 PM | Message # 13 |
Main Server:
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LifeCycle Username:
Hoof Picker
Group: Users
Messages: 11
Status: Offline
| Q. What do you call a horse that lives next door?
A. A neigh-bour.
User: AvocadoGoldfish
Server: LC
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| Dev | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 10:02 PM | Message # 14 |
Main Server: Life Cycle
Eternal Username:
LifeCycle Username: DraughtLady
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 1
Status: Offline
| Q: Why are nuts and bolts similar to riders and horses?
A: Because when the rider's nuts the horse bolts!
Username: DraughtLady
Server: Life Cycle
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| CavalettiQueen | Date: Sunday, 2014-12-07, 11:22 PM | Message # 15 |
Main Server:
Eternal Username:
LifeCycle Username:
Stall Mucker
Group: Users
Messages: 2
Status: Offline
| Here's one for all us broke folks who love our giant babies.
Q: How do you make a small fortune in the horse industry?
A: Start with a large fortune.
Username: CavalettiQueen
Server: Life Cycle
Happy Holidays everyone! 
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